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• Rock n roll Sorcery Tape

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	1.	Intro 00:54
	2.	Cabbage 02:03	lyrics
	I’d love to tell you a story About a knight and a dragon But that stuff isn’t real I’d just be selling a story So I’ll sing instead, About buying a cabbage Cause that stuff is real Real stuff should make you feel
	3.	Shorts 01:24	lyrics
	Roll up those pants Cut em off Lets throw down on the b-ball court Cause everybody looks good in shorts
	4.	Frown in a Wedding Gown 01:38	lyrics
	You’ll never get anywhere With your head up in the clouds With your eyes down on the ground Always looking down you’re wearing a crown So whats with that frown? A frown in a wedding gown Always looking down Always looking down
	5.	(Intermission) 01:42
	6.	Tattoo 00:49	lyrics
	I want to get a tattoo Of a cute little Doggie like you I want to get a new tattoo Of a banana Jumping into a pool What I want more than a new tattoo is the respect of somebody like you
	7.	Styx 02:07	lyrics
	Kyaking Down the River Styx Saying hi to mr roboto Dodging all the zombies and stuff I can do without the undead bravado (off the rails soloing) come Sail Away with me on the riverrrrr styx
	8.	Dollar-Tree Wine 01:01	lyrics
	When you’re happy its hard to imagine That you ever felt sad So drink on, drink on based on the poem: Drinking wine from the dollar tree And it really aint that bad When you’re happy its hard to imagine That you ever felt sad So drink on, drink on You should be glad
	9.	Head Metal 01:17
	10.	Cigarettes 03:17	lyrics
	That night I ripped up Alex’s Cigarettes He was pretty mad, I bet these memories inside my head they all keep coming back I have a hard time Keeping track

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